Calling Grandpa

Clare spends, I don't know, 18 hours a week on the phone with her Grandpa. She really, really loves her grandpa. "I call bampa" is something we hear whenever anything cool, exciting, sad, happy or even just a little bit eventful happens in her life. I think it could be because of this:
She spent most of the first two weeks of her life, asleep on grandpa's chest. So she does talk to grandpa a lot, but most of the hours she spends on the "phone" she's actually not on a phone at all. In fact, we've discovered that almost ANYTHING will double as a phone for her. Some of my favorites:
TV remote controls, calculators, car keys (w/ buttons of course) the car stereo remote, legos, the thermometer, a toy fart machine, finger nail clippers, blocks, assorted kitchen utensils, my hair pick, her brush, the camera, a fat marker, my lipstick and lately any scrap of paper. I know, she's creative. :-) I've been trying to get pictures lately of her various conversations with grandpa. Here are a few:

Scrap of paper~

Program from a baptism~
Calculator~
Thermometer~
Remote~
Fart machine :-)~
What will Clare do when you're here grandpa? Who will she call??? :-) We love you!