Normally I would hesitate to speak ill of a fellow Irish-American, but I think Lucky the Lucky Charms Leprechaun is getting a bit reckless with his claims. First we're supposed to believe that a cereal centered around stale marshmallows is "a part of this nutritious breakfast," now some of the aforementioned marshmallows can control time!!! I'm pretty sure that's a promise General Mills can't keep.
(Yes I posted this on Facebook too. I think it's funny, okay?)
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Outrageous claims
Posted by Chris at 11:39 AM
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If only that stale marshmallow possessed such powers! Even with current economic circumstances, I would buy a box of those.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean they don’t work? I personally was using them to alter history but I kept getting foiled by Grandfather Paradoxes and some old man in a DeLorean who kept lecturing me on something called the “space-time continuum.”
ReplyDeleteBy the way Google already invented the same thing.
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/customtime/index.html
I thought the outrageous claim was that we get 20% more "free." More like, we're finally giving you more of a fair amount for your buck, and trying to compete with "Marshmellow Maties."
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