Shea's political platform

With all the political coverage over the past couple weeks, our TV viewing choices have been less Shea-centered than usual. Nonetheless, it appears that he has been paying attention.

Shea was playing on the giant, rubbery food playground at the mall the other day when we noticed that he was standing at the high end of a giant slice of watermelon passionately orating, complete with exaggerated hand gestures. We asked what he was doing and he said, "I'm the President!" So of course we started listening...

"Let's all have candy! We all want candy! Let's give everyone candy!"

Given the absolute corruption of both political parties, two-faced pandering and deception by both candidates, and general shadiness of everyone involved in presidential politics, such sincerity is truly rare!

Vote Shea '08!